Beef Skin

A condom.

She won’t let me take her to pound town without a beef skin.

My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.

This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?

Beef Skin by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Roast Beef Skin 

Caucasian epidermis chronically pink or deep brown colored, resembling roast beef.

Lovebug is a dirty italian, he has roast beef legs.

Carol has tender rare roast beef neck.

Roast Beef Skin by Vee Tron May 27, 2005

skin beef 

Inmates being held because of rape, incest, pedophilia, etc.

Yo dat niggas up here on sum skin beef. Let's shank his ass.

skin beef by blarglesnargle August 25, 2008

Skin beef 

Catching a rape charge, sexual assault

Ryan Hall caught a skin beef

Skin beef by Nobodycaresaroundhere June 5, 2022

skin-beef 

Covertly engaging in sexual activity while in the direct proximity of others people.

1. They got away with skin-beefing in a packed room on Enemy at the Gates.

2. Doing stuff in a crowded theater is prime skin-beefing.

skin-beef by damnballs/vader/jim dangles August 6, 2008

skin your beef jerky 

1. shut up

This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.

guy: Buy high sell low.

girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.

skin your beef jerky by Boo Sadley February 23, 2021

Skinned Beef 

When you have so much repeated sex your dick is absolutely raw and sore.

We never left the hotel room all weekend. Needless to say I got some skinned beef now.

Skinned Beef by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018