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If you do not have a phone or a magazine to help you masturbate, a Bedtime Hero is the person you think about in order to become sexually aroused.

Ex. "Damn man Kat Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"
Ex. "Damn man Kate Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"
by Bedtime Heroes August 26, 2015
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.
by FooBarBiz October 12, 2017
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