Bed Sock 

Blob, Condom

Time for a shag, does anyone have a spare bed sock?

Bed Sock by Dominic Shaw December 16, 2003

Naked in my bed with socks on 

A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.

Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*

Naked in my bed with socks on by mrswaggyballs238 December 19, 2013

Socks-to-bed

A person who is square but tries to identify with the cool kids and party community

He is a real socks-to-bed type, constantly misusing the lingo while trying to fit in

Socks-to-bed by Juice jamboree August 30, 2026

Bedsock 

An article of fabric, most often an old sock, that is always kept either underneath one's pillow or stuffed between the sheets in order for quick cleanup after masturbation.

I blew my load all over myself and on my sheets, but luckily I had my bedsock handy for a quick cleanup.

Bedsock by diearschmeister July 1, 2011