Bed Sock
Bed Sock by Dominic Shaw December 16, 2003
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Naked in my bed with socks on
A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.
Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*
Naked in my bed with socks on by mrswaggyballs238 December 19, 2013
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Bed Sock • Naked in my bed with socks on • Socks-to-bed • BED • bed bugs • bed time • bed rotting • bed pan • bed buddy • bed-stuy
Socks-to-bed
Socks-to-bed by Juice jamboree August 30, 2026
Bedsock
An article of fabric, most often an old sock, that is always kept either underneath one's pillow or stuffed between the sheets in order for quick cleanup after masturbation.
I blew my load all over myself and on my sheets, but luckily I had my bedsock handy for a quick cleanup.
Bedsock by diearschmeister July 1, 2011
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