Beather

A couple where the male is called Ben and the femal is called Heather

Omg! Beather look so cute together 🥰😍 Ben was basically Heather’s birthday gift 🙈

by RousterKez February 9, 2019

We-We Beater

We-We Beater: Someone who tends to touch himself during games, and leaving the microphone on. Going AFK to produce personal sexual pleasure.

Hey Wheres Skarz? He's not moving.... This guys a We-We Beater

by Shatheed January 31, 2019

Bandit Beater

A term originating from (and almost exclusively used on) Roblox used to describe low effort RPG games with repetitive gameplay, uninteresting combat, and little absolute 0 replay value. If the game is a Bandit Beater there is also a solid chance it's also a Cash grab.

"Person 1: So how is that new game that dropped like?"

"Person 2: 30 minutes in and the only thing I've been doing is punching stupid NPC's that don't even block."

"Person 1: Oh wow, yet another Bandit Beater."

by ASomewhatRealPerson January 29, 2022

cheese-breather

a derogatory term for a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat but still eats other animal products. The term was coined by vegans to criticize vegetarians for not caring enough about animals to abstain from all animal products.

Vegetarian: I would go vegan, but cheese is just SO delicious
Vegan: You disgust me you cheese-breather, you don't actually care about animals

by Choose Compassion Always April 1, 2020

Yard Breather

A "firefighter" who is either seen walking about the exterior of the fire scene, with no exposure to the toxins produced from fire, with full Self Contained Breathing Apparatus (SCBA) connected and breathing air, or, is seen exiting the fire apparatus while breathing air and has no intention of entering the burning structure. Could also be used in conjunction with "Engine Breather", see definition for Engine Breather.

That Timmy is a Yard Breather. Look at him standing next to the Chief, breathing air.

by Fraternal Brotherhood of Salt October 29, 2010

Love Breather

When you are so in love that you enjoy breathing the other persons air into your own mouth and lungs. It happens at ultra-close proximity with that person, usually when kissing or sleeping.

I’m so happy my new boyfriend is a LOVE BREATHER, when he and I sleep together we sleep with our faces practically touching so we can breath each other’s air, it makes me swoon.

by Wordsluethval July 8, 2018

Breather

Almost the entire opposite to a fuckboy. This specimen lives entirely from the boys, and devotes their life to putting smiles on their friends faces, through particular acts such as shoey’s, rhinos and getting naked. The vocabulary of the breather isn’t extensive, it centralises around phrases such as “don’t dog the boys”, “yeah the boys” and “sup bro” accompanied with a head raise. Their particular way of life focusing on impressing other males, is usually used to mask feelings of inadequacy towards woman, this usually stems from a high school relationship that went sour because the breather decided to make themselves emotionally vulnerable (it won’t happen again, fuck you Stacey). Well the breather feels most comfortable sinking wets in an apartment in New Zealand funded through an extensive student loan, they are actually in Wellington, Dunedin ect…to go to University. They struggle to sit in a lecture theatre for more than 30 minutes, without retreating to the toilets to rail a line of pingers (which is most likely laundry powder), and due to this have already cost their upper middle class family over $2000 dollars in failed commerce papers. They will most likely be found wearing Huffer attire, and a Rodd & Gunn hat roaming the streets of a New Zealand city hungover on a Monday.

Girl 1 - "Did you finally talk to big Jock last night? He was looking pretty cute !"
Girl 2 - "No he was to busy doing a rhino, and stealing darts of Catelyn"
Girl 1 - "Oh, that sucks, I didn't know he was such a breather"

by Breathersaurus September 13, 2018