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beatboxer 

A person who uses spoons to make sick ass sounds - SmVy
Mezzy: How are you so good at beatboxing?
SmVy: I use spoons =)
beatboxer
beatboxer by fbgsrtbn July 3, 2006

beatboxer 

A lazy form of musician who is too poor to afford a drum set and believes that "beats" are one of a number of components of a song along with words and tune. Beatboxers are a dangerous animal to argue with as generally they lack the vocabulary to retort verbally or to otherwise effectively communicate, hence their preference for pre-linguistic means of interaction. Beatboxers therefore favour violence over verbal confrontation although typically lack physical development to be truly threatening therefore making an encounter just inconvenient and unpleasant for all involved.
A: I wouldn't go down that road.
B: Oh why not?
A: There's a beatboxer. First he'll ask you for money for the bus while he makes noises, then when you tell him his art form isn't real he'll shout monosyllabic words and become aggressive. You'll break his nose for sure and get arrested. It's not worth your time.
B: Wow, thanks for the warning.
beatboxer by Jamal Cake June 29, 2014

BeatBoxer 

AMY IS BEATBOXER-hErGhErRrRhErRr
Amy Is Such A BeatBoxer-hErGhErRrRhErRr
BeatBoxer by I hate frank November 30, 2021

Thanos beatbox 

Boom buda boom lemme show you how to scratch it Boom buda beta be buta be buta boom ba bum be bum de bum ba buda
Verblase: Thanos beatbox time
Thanos: Boom buda boom lemme show you how to scratch it Boom buda beta be buta be buta boom ba bum be bum de bum ba buda

beatboxers 

ones who wordbeatbox/word.
yo, that beatboxer was wordoff the hook/word.
beatboxers by bud newman. February 28, 2003

Stoic Beatbox 

The Stoic Beatbox is no ordinary child.
It has multiple genitalia, two vaginas to be exact.

One in the front and one in the back (No Anal Glands) So yes, that means it defecates out its 2nd vagina.
Hence, it has no testicles.
This explains its ability to sound like a woman. Because it is in fact a transsexual.

Stoic usually will concur that it is the best at everything and makes outrageous claims and insults that would only make sense to an autistic pre schooler. When it attempts to beatbox and attempts an Inward K it sounds like the equivalent to a bowling ball being dropped onto a baby seal, and its technicality sounds like a tornado of rusty nails hitting an old folks home.
The Stoic may be plagued by Narcissistic Personality Disorder and a defect that makes semen produce from its lactation glands (Nipples)

The Stoic is a lonely child with a face resembling Smeagle with ginger cornrows and a rainbow handle bar moustache and stretched ears with Hello Kitty plugs.
The Stoics future career will likely consist of tons and tons of men using their cocks as hammers on his face.
Stoic Beatbox; (beatboxing)

Man; What kind of fuckery is that!

Stoic Beatbox; Dude, you wanna battle, fight meh bro!

Man; What is wrong with you kid..

Stoic Beatbox; Nothing I am just a God. Watch yourself you imbecile, Your inevitable defeat is looming.
Stoic Beatbox by Necrobotics October 31, 2013
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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