Beat stroke

The sexual cousin of a heat stroke only occurring after a long strenuous session of furious masturbation.

I thought I was going to die one second I was thinking of Felicia and masturbating then my vision got all hazy and I almost had a beat stroke.

Beat stroke by moonjacket April 20, 2015

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Back Long Strokes Back On The Beat

Back Long Strokes Back On The Beat by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

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Beat stroke • Back Long Strokes Back On The Beat • Beanstroke • beat • beat it • Beat Up • beat off • beat the meat • beat-guts • beat my meat

Beatstroke

When it’s too hot in a club and the DJ passes out.

“Marty got beatstroke last Saturday. He died.”

Beatstroke by deadpoetsoroity November 2, 2020

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Beanstroke

A dirt bag. A generally pompous individual. A jerkoff.

Dont try to talk to bryan today. Hes being a total beanstroke!

Beanstroke by anonymous November 26, 2021

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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