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beat and delete 

The act of downloading internet porn, masturbating to it once, then deleting it due to either paranoia or lack of interest.
"Yeah man, you'll never find any porn on my hard drive, I practice beat and delete."
beat and delete by Path January 3, 2005

Beat and Delete 

to receive pictures of nude girls via Kik, tinder, text, or any other messaging service and then to masturbate to those pictures. After masturbating the person will delete the pictures.
Guy 1: Hey man did you get those pics from sarah last night?
Guy 2: yeah man, I hit a beat and delete session afterwards.
Beat and Delete by beat master August 28, 2014

Beat and Delete 

The art of beating off to internet porn and deleting the history before someone checks it.
Dude hurry and Beat and Delete before someone checks the computer history
Beat and Delete by UNoMeFool October 8, 2008

Beat and delete 

The name of a song created by a well know man called Prosper, his song is all about dropping your skeng and instead shagging fat malts and leaving them. He also talks about how good Nando’s is (probably enjoys the extra hot butterfly chicken).
Since beat and delete was released, knife crime in south east England has dropped by 99.9%. However, teenage pregnancy’s have risen by 500%. If it wasn’t for fortnite protecting all the little virgins in the world from having sex, scientists have predicted that teenage pregnancies could have risen by 69420%.
Jamal- hey, do you want to go shank some yutes
Prosper- nah cuz I would rather beat my meat, jeet and skeet

Jamal- that sounds like a great idea! Let’s beat and delete together

beat and delete 

when you ss nudes beat your meat to them. then delete them
i pulled the dws, but it was just a beat and delete
beat and delete by Colton G Money November 12, 2019

beat and delete 

"you seem like a beat and delete type of person"
beat and delete by sovile February 19, 2021