Beastwich 

An unusually large and delicious sandwich. Normally garnished with all the toppings found in an everyday refrigerator.

"Christ man, I don't know what kind of sandwich I want...Well lets just put it all together and make a beastwich."

Beastwich by Eric William Strobel July 2, 2008

Beastwipe 

When you take a massive shit and go to wipe, but you don't realize your Hulk-like strength and destroy the toilet paper in your hand. Then you continue to wipe your ass with your bare hand.

Oh man, I was in the bathroom the other day and totally had to beastwipe. My hand still fucking smells.

Beastwipe by Urghat April 24, 2010

bemswich

the international not yet approved Unit for 5 beer.

was invented on a summer evening in munich

ALSO: bemswucht (for 2L Beer bottles) and bemswichtel (for 0.33L Bottles)

can i have one bemswich please, i'm a little thirsty

bemswich by klaus klausen October 2, 2007

beastiphilia 

A person who enjoys sexual relations with deceased animals.

common misspelling: bestiphilia.

I used to be into bestiality, but then I tried beastiphilia & I was in heaven.

beastiphilia by newtdecay January 14, 2008

bastich 

(noun)
An insult that is apparently a combination of the words bastard and bitch - applying on both sexes. The expression (along with the modern revival of the word frag) originated in the comic book Lobo from DC Comics, in the late 1980s.

"I'll devour ya entrails and thoroughly enjoy it, ya fraggin' bastich!"

bastich by Mefistofeles August 22, 2004

beastchode

The realest nigga of them all. You see a BEASTCHODE walking around you better watch the fuck out. He had a 30 inch wide and one inch long chode, you would not want to get piped by that.

Spoon: Yo, where’s BEASTCHODE? Oh shit there he is, get down!

beastchode by BEASTCHODE February 16, 2019

Beastishly dickish. 

Dickish beyond all measure.

Sandstorms are beastishly dickish.

Beastishly dickish. by JD May 19, 2005