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destiny bestwick
Destiny Bestwick is the best person you could ever meet but if you’re reading this and your name isn’t lucas pogmore then get fucked because he’ll kick your head in if you ever even got the chance to talk to her because they’re always together and they’re in very very very very deep love
lucas pogmore and destiny bestwick are planning on getting married either in march 2032 or before and they’ll have 2 kids, a boy called enzo and a girl called mavis.
lucas pogmore and destiny bestwick are planning on getting married either in march 2032 or before and they’ll have 2 kids, a boy called enzo and a girl called mavis.
destiny bestwick by L+D ∞ March 30, 2023
No Dick Bostwick
When you've been searching your entire life for dat dicky but it's nowhere to be found. Your gf breaks up with you and marries a piglet, so you drink warm New Amsterdam and pretend to whack it to Guy Fieri and listen to Nickelback.
Damn bro, my ex married a pig. It's cuz I'm a No Dick Bostwick and rub my nub to Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.
No Dick Bostwick by #SoNotAJames January 1, 2021
Bostwick Bash
The same sexual acts in the Hummel Pummel, only the one head-butting the vagina has to be wearing a clown wig. This provides a little more cushion than the original Hummel Pummel.
"My new girlfriend Kristin has never been Pummeled before, so we started out easy with the Bostwick Bash."
Bostwick Bash by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009
Bestickered
Bestickered by METEROfriend June 15, 2011
tyler beswick
tyler beswick by Redhedbish October 29, 2017
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026