by john jacob jinglehimer schmidt March 1, 2006
The single most manly, and great thing a man can do. To have a beard is to be a true man. If you have a beard, show it off proudly, and enjoy the satisfaction of the envy in the eyes of people around you who don't have beards. If you don't have a beard, grow one. If you cant grow one and your not past puberty yet, hold out my young friend, your time will come. If you don't have a beard and your past puberty, go get that sex change you know you need.
True men that had beards: Jesus, Abe Lincoln, Paul Bunyan, Billy Mays, Jim Henson, George Washington Carver, Zach Galifianakis, Bill Murray, Macho Man Randy Savage, and many more.
by BeardedBadFish February 20, 2010
The best solution to any problem. A sort of spiritual band-aid that's only effective when used by men.
by sweatervest December 4, 2009
A condition that causes hair to grow from the chin and lower face. Symptoms include itching, divinity and gratuitous awesomeness.
Synonyms include: Jesus.
Synonyms include: Jesus.
Oh Lord! Bless us and our kin with thy Beard and help our facial hair achieve but a portion of thine Beardly glory.
by Brahmes Christus March 24, 2011
A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town; he normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant homo. Gayer than a chihuahua in pink shades.
Here are some warning signs that you may be a beard...
1. He wears more makeup than you.
2. He looks fucking FIERCE in pictures 'cause he smiles wit' his eyes.
3. Uses bronzer as blush
4. Plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours.
5. Stands with hands on his hips.
Here are some warning signs that you may be a beard...
1. He wears more makeup than you.
2. He looks fucking FIERCE in pictures 'cause he smiles wit' his eyes.
3. Uses bronzer as blush
4. Plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours.
5. Stands with hands on his hips.
Who the hell does Gayfron think that he is fooling? We all know that Vanessa Hudgens is his beard.
Have you ever watched Sunset Tan? Nick's beard sort of looks like a tranny.
Have you ever watched Sunset Tan? Nick's beard sort of looks like a tranny.
by Sharkie Sharks September 10, 2007
Guy # 1 : Im fockin hungry
Guy #2: Hey, want to go to get some subs?
Guy #1 : That would be totally bearded, bro
Guy #2: Hey, want to go to get some subs?
Guy #1 : That would be totally bearded, bro
by Mike Hackett May 14, 2008
A woman who is dating a gay man and who unbeknownst to her is covering for his latent homosexuality.
by WeezieB March 3, 2006