a beard

A women who goes on a date with a gay man to mask the fact that he is gay.

Boss asks you and your girl friend to join him and his wife for dinner, you accept. ( Boss suffers from severe homophobia ). You need a beard.

by N Igma April 15, 2006

a beard

A woman that a homosexual male dates or marries as a cover for his true sexuallity.

Everyone knew Don was gay. His wife, Sally, was just a beard.

by john jacob jinglehimer schmidt April 13, 2006

a beard

A woman who is dating a gay man and who unbeknownst to her is covering for his latent homosexuality.

"Greg doesn't really like Susan, she's just a beard."

by WeezieB April 13, 2006

a beard

The amount of time it would take to get from one place to another, defined in terms of the amount of facial hair that could be grown before you get there.

From legendary Gower surfer, 'Bryn-Dogg.'

'It's about a beard in that direction', or 'Go that way for a beard', or 'It takes about a beard'.

by Olulabelle December 12, 2006

a beard

A beard is a unit of time, 30 minutes to be exact. This is the amount of time it takes Mrs Rhodes from Newlaithes School to grow a beard.

"I'll be over in about a beard"

by ritek April 30, 2009

Beard

1. A boy or girl hired as a celebritys boyfriend/girlfriend by that celebritys management, usually for publicity.

Fan 1: "Ugh, did you hear that Eleanor Calder is dating Louis Tomlinson of One Direction?"
Fan 2: "Lmao, no, she's a beard, duh!"

by larrystylinsonisreal January 27, 2014

Beard

When a pop star is gay, management will give them a girlfriend to hide it. This is called a beard. It is usually referred to in a jokingly manor.

"are you gonna have a beard like Taylor Swift?"
"Look at louis' beard."

by ArrowDean06 February 04, 2021