Beard Whore

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Someone with a strong attraction to face fuzz. They could give you a list as long as your arm of bearded men they find attractive, and they probably follow them all on twitter/instagram/facebook too.

Girl 1: "I think I'm in love with Ricki Hall"

Girl 2: "Me too! ......have you seen Chris Millington though?"

Girl 1: "You're such a Beard Whore"

Beard Whore by TMT2013 September 7, 2013

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bulletin board whore

Someone who continually posts excessive, stupid-ass bulletin board messages on MySpace.

That bulletin board whore took up three of my five bulletins spaces so I bitch smacked her.

bulletin board whore by Spider289 April 18, 2005

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Message board whore

A person (usually a female or a flaming male) that persists on commenting on every single poster that is currently logged in. This person typically has excellent typing skills, chugs coffee or energy drinks, pretends to have a life outside the cyberworld and acts as a politically correct person. There is no way of getting away from these types of people while logged in as they silently lurk, watching you post and then strike at the most oppurtune moment to break you down. Message board whores ramble on constantly and make pages of the message boards fly by worse than a slot machine.

Jim: Hi all! How's everyone doing today?

cloggergirl: Hi Jim! I'll bet you been a naughty boy after what I read last night. I just got done planting my tulips hee hee. Have you seen Honey1234? She and I are best pals! What's for dinner tonight? Oh my I'll BRB. Okay I'm back. Oh phone call! Okay back. Are you still here? Hello? ggghhh!

Jim: Fuck you silly bitch! Message board whore

cloggergirl: WAHHHHHHHHHH! What did I do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Message board whore by Mrs Patooty June 9, 2009

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bead whore

A women who flashes her tits at a Mardi Gras parade to get more beads

Dude, did you see the beads on that flash'n big titted bead whore

bead whore by ThrowerOfBeads August 25, 2009

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board whore

a girl who has no butt or boobs, but still has 28376638 exboyfriends

"omfg elle that girl dated tyler. isnt he your ex?"
"what a board whore."

board whore by thankspeteomfgh June 14, 2015

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board whore

A member of the Board of a company that does not look out for the shareholders interest.

John was a board whore when he voted for the merger, knowing it would enrich him but stiff the average investor.

board whore by Angry Stockholder November 24, 2015

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board whore

girl who is has no butt/boobs, but still gets 1972635372 boyfriends

rachelle- "brroooooooooo ella is dating tyler. isnt he your ex?"
camille-"what a board whore!"

board whore by thankspeteomfgh June 14, 2015

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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