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Beard Whore

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Someone with a strong attraction to face fuzz. They could give you a list as long as your arm of bearded men they find attractive, and they probably follow them all on twitter/instagram/facebook too.
Girl 1: "I think I'm in love with Ricki Hall"

Girl 2: "Me too! ......have you seen Chris Millington though?"

Girl 1: "You're such a Beard Whore"
Beard Whore by TMT2013 September 7, 2013
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bulletin board whore

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Someone who continually posts excessive, stupid-ass bulletin board messages on MySpace.
That bulletin board whore took up three of my five bulletins spaces so I bitch smacked her.

Message board whore 

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A person (usually a female or a flaming male) that persists on commenting on every single poster that is currently logged in. This person typically has excellent typing skills, chugs coffee or energy drinks, pretends to have a life outside the cyberworld and acts as a politically correct person. There is no way of getting away from these types of people while logged in as they silently lurk, watching you post and then strike at the most oppurtune moment to break you down. Message board whores ramble on constantly and make pages of the message boards fly by worse than a slot machine.
Jim: Hi all! How's everyone doing today?

cloggergirl: Hi Jim! I'll bet you been a naughty boy after what I read last night. I just got done planting my tulips hee hee. Have you seen Honey1234? She and I are best pals! What's for dinner tonight? Oh my I'll BRB. Okay I'm back. Oh phone call! Okay back. Are you still here? Hello? ggghhh!

Jim: Fuck you silly bitch! Message board whore

cloggergirl: WAHHHHHHHHHH! What did I do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

bead whore 

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A women who flashes her tits at a Mardi Gras parade to get more beads
Dude, did you see the beads on that flash'n big titted bead whore
bead whore by ThrowerOfBeads August 25, 2009

board whore 

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a girl who has no butt or boobs, but still has 28376638 exboyfriends
"omfg elle that girl dated tyler. isnt he your ex?"
"what a board whore."
board whore by thankspeteomfgh June 14, 2015

board whore 

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A member of the Board of a company that does not look out for the shareholders interest.
John was a board whore when he voted for the merger, knowing it would enrich him but stiff the average investor.
board whore by Angry Stockholder November 24, 2015

board whore 

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girl who is has no butt/boobs, but still gets 1972635372 boyfriends
rachelle- "brroooooooooo ella is dating tyler. isnt he your ex?"
camille-"what a board whore!"
board whore by thankspeteomfgh June 14, 2015
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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