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Beardvember 

It is our mission to unify and beautify men through the common objective of obtaining a full beard throughout the month of November.

For one month, we shall let our facial hair grow as it was intended to. It is not a contest, but a celebration of the privilege we have received. A membership to this brotherhood of men is a commitment to excellence in the field of beard growing.

On October 31st, we engage in the sacred Shaveabration ritual. For the month after that, no razors will touch our faces, only our magnificent hairs.

Modern society tries to neuter us with a constant barrage of images of shaved, womanly men. For one month, real men shall band together in defiance of the unnatural social obligation of routine shaving. Some females, brainwashed by anti-male mass media, will tell you they do not like beards. These are not real women. There are only two types of women: women who love men with beards and lesbians. Never succumb to devious female tactics to make you shave. We are here to support you. Our strength lies in our solidarity.

So what can you do to further the cause? Most importantly, wear your beard proudly. Tell all of your friends. Put up posters around your city or campus. Share this site or give it a Digg up. Join the Facebook group. Tell your dad. Tell your sons. Together, we shall overcome beardlessness.

No Shave, No Vember.

Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. - Leviticus 19:27
So are you taking part in beardvember?
Beardvember by Daniel Kraus December 15, 2008
Related Words
A bearve is a fart that sounds exactly as the word. BEAR-VE. It's like a soft fart but on the verge of being a nice big one. It's like if a guy has a girlish fart.
Bro, you just bearved like my sister
Bearve by Josiff June 27, 2010

Beardvember 

The time of the year between November 1st and November 30th when men come together to celebrate their masculinity by refusing to shave. Also referred to as "No Shave November", this celebration may also continue into the subsequent months of winter.
During Beardvember, John's facial hair became so thick that some thought he was a caveman.
Beardvember by Ron Burgundy?? March 13, 2009

Bearville 

A very fucking dumb game for kids like webkinz but with build a bear
" My kids love that game Bearville!" -a soccer mom
Bearville by Smosh1777 August 20, 2016

bearvear 

liquids consumed by planet earths inhabitants
bert thoroughly enjoyed his bearvear of a caramel flavor.
bearvear by Sir Ynnad the Great December 7, 2003
Guy 1: Hey I am BearX666
Guy 2: You're cool?
Guy 1: Yes.
BearX666 by dielproguy March 17, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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