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Beardvember 

It is our mission to unify and beautify men through the common objective of obtaining a full beard throughout the month of November.

For one month, we shall let our facial hair grow as it was intended to. It is not a contest, but a celebration of the privilege we have received. A membership to this brotherhood of men is a commitment to excellence in the field of beard growing.

On October 31st, we engage in the sacred Shaveabration ritual. For the month after that, no razors will touch our faces, only our magnificent hairs.

Modern society tries to neuter us with a constant barrage of images of shaved, womanly men. For one month, real men shall band together in defiance of the unnatural social obligation of routine shaving. Some females, brainwashed by anti-male mass media, will tell you they do not like beards. These are not real women. There are only two types of women: women who love men with beards and lesbians. Never succumb to devious female tactics to make you shave. We are here to support you. Our strength lies in our solidarity.

So what can you do to further the cause? Most importantly, wear your beard proudly. Tell all of your friends. Put up posters around your city or campus. Share this site or give it a Digg up. Join the Facebook group. Tell your dad. Tell your sons. Together, we shall overcome beardlessness.

No Shave, No Vember.

Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. - Leviticus 19:27
So are you taking part in beardvember?
Beardvember by Daniel Kraus December 15, 2008
Related Words
A bearve is a fart that sounds exactly as the word. BEAR-VE. It's like a soft fart but on the verge of being a nice big one. It's like if a guy has a girlish fart.
Bro, you just bearved like my sister
Bearve by Josiff June 27, 2010

Beardvember 

The time of the year between November 1st and November 30th when men come together to celebrate their masculinity by refusing to shave. Also referred to as "No Shave November", this celebration may also continue into the subsequent months of winter.
During Beardvember, John's facial hair became so thick that some thought he was a caveman.
Beardvember by Ron Burgundy?? March 13, 2009

Bearville 

A very fucking dumb game for kids like webkinz but with build a bear
" My kids love that game Bearville!" -a soccer mom
Bearville by Smosh1777 August 20, 2016

bearvear 

liquids consumed by planet earths inhabitants
bert thoroughly enjoyed his bearvear of a caramel flavor.
bearvear by Sir Ynnad the Great December 7, 2003
Guy 1: Hey I am BearX666
Guy 2: You're cool?
Guy 1: Yes.
BearX666 by dielproguy March 17, 2021