BearToe

A lazy alcoholic. Typically introverted. Spends most of his time doing shooters in the bathroom, or getting drunk and going for a drive.

Wow that guy is very drunk. He must be BearToe.

by Spud Webster February 26, 2024

Beartender

A man with a stocky or heavyset build who is also a bartender. Can be hairy or hairless and can be of any age.

"The beartender at Zuppa totally has a crush on you! He comp’d half of your drinks."

by ItWasntMe January 2, 2008

Beartopia

As predicted by the sage Urstradamus, the ursine society that will be brought about after the bearpocalypse. It will be the first major bear society of its size to flourish above ground since bears gave stewardship of the Earth's surface to humans some tens of thousands of years ago.

After bears wipe the face of the earth clean of humans, they will build a massive beartopia on the ruins of man's society. All will be glorious.

by HobieKopek July 11, 2007

beantoes

A dog or cats paw (When it's round and 'bean' like)

"Aww look at the dog and his little beantoes"

by kAwIaPETS May 20, 2018

Beartown

A place where a bear would be welcome. A town popular with hairy, cuddly, gay men.

Congleton, aka Beartown, is a favourite haunt of husky, bearded, gay men

by anon-y-mouse17 August 4, 2018

The Bartoe

The act of fucking enormous hidious looking girls either in the butt or in their smelly pink taco stands, thereafter giving them the play action fake.

While listening to his will smith cd, MIKE FORD walked in on his roomate giving the bartoe. He immedialy left the room with a smile on his face and a buldge in his pants. SICK FUCK!!!!!

by luke February 16, 2005

beartos

A rowdy, down to business fella without question. Mess with him you got some serious problems.

I saw beartos showing some people up.

by Hansjr November 13, 2018