Beartopia 

As predicted by the sage Urstradamus, the ursine society that will be brought about after the bearpocalypse. It will be the first major bear society of its size to flourish above ground since bears gave stewardship of the Earth's surface to humans some tens of thousands of years ago.

After bears wipe the face of the earth clean of humans, they will build a massive beartopia on the ruins of man's society. All will be glorious.

Beartopia by HobieKopek July 11, 2007

bertoiad 

to be snitched on to a teacher by another student who also got caught doing the same thing as you.

boy A: man, i got bertoiad yesterday for stealing school stuff because Boy C told Mr. Teacher

Boy B: dude, that sucks

bertoiad by 7yujndfgfhk July 14, 2009

betopia 

super hot, apparently.

real (not clickbait)#8813: betopia is so hot
Betopia#5677: ok

betopia by fameroi but on a diffrent acc July 26, 2022

beastolian 

When a young boy in the mountains grows up to have leathery skin.

Often found in South-Western Virginia.

Look at that ugly beastolian!

beastolian by Mr. Biggs April 29, 2004

beantopia 

beantopia was an ancient 3 day old society located in apple valley cal. The extremely sexxy king beans of nato controls his minions and then has massive desert orgies involving jewburgers and girafs.

Mr. feinstein of history class

beantopia by beans March 24, 2005

bartonian humor 

a joke that is a obvious and blatant lie, often used by those with a dull-witted sense of humor.

Listening to a Bob Marley song and saying it is by Nas. <-- that is bartonian humor

bartonian humor by Tim Shlep August 5, 2007

beatopia 

Beatopia is the upcoming second studio album by Filipino-British singer songwriter beabadoobee. It will be released under the independent label Dirty Hit on July 15, 2022. On January 7, 2021, Bea teased with an Instagram post that “new mooosic soon”.

cool person: have u listened to the new beabadoobee album?
other cool person: oh yea beatopia. I haven't yet...
cool person: omg me too!! wanna listen together? :)
other cool person: ❤️

beatopia by ratboy13 July 27, 2022