Bear Wrestler

A somewhat burly man of average or taller than average height with lots of facial and body hair whom is also very cuddly and kissable, but also whom will not hesitate to kick your man's ass if he got out of line. Can usually be found attired in either a flannel shirt or a t-shirt with some sort of character on it, or sometimes a combination of both. Likes beef jerky, NASCAR races and homebrewed beer.

My man's a bear wrestler. I feel so safe when he's around; not to mention, warm, too.

by BearLover March 4, 2008

Heterosexual Bear Wrestler

What kevjumba is. If you type in "is" on Google, this is the first thing that comes up.

Ryan: Did you know that "Kevjumba is a heterosexual bear wrestler" is the number one search on google?

Phil: Yeah, because that's what he said in one of his videos

by jeeziamsobored June 18, 2011

I wrestled a bear once

An amazing Grindcore band from Shreveport, Louisiana who's singer is a girl :D

i love i wrestled a bear once

by jk124 October 8, 2008

I wrestled a bear once

A shitty ass bad from Kentucky or Tennessee or something, whose vocalist is female, and has really bad exhales.

Failcore I wrestled a bear once

by sexkitten123 June 2, 2009