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When performing 69 for a girl, the man sneezes thereby startling the girl who bites down on the defenseless wang as a reflex.
James knew better than to do 69 with Jen with his cold, but after 7 stitches and 5 weeks of painful peeing, he learned his lesson.
by Dougie February 05, 2004
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Solarpunk is a movement focused on a positive, ecological vision for a future where technology is used for human-centric and ecocentric purposes. It is a literary, artistic and aesthetic sub-genre and is also closely tied to eco-political activism. Solarpunk narratives have a distinctly positive and utopian foundation in contrast to the often dystopian visions found within other "punk" science fiction genres.
Solarpunk is a literary movement, a hashtag, a flag, and a statement of intent about the future we hope to create.
by wix99 September 20, 2016
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A Bear Trap is a male who looks like a girl purposefully attracts REALLY hairy guys.
Bob: Tod, I just had an accidental date with a guy!
Tod: But wait a sec, you're covered in hair.
Bear Trap: I know.
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by Lieken April 04, 2017
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When a bitch with braces sucks ur cock its like puttin your cock in a bear trap.
by Greg December 18, 2003
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Taking a beer bottle cap, slightly bending it like a taco then position it in your hand between your thumb and pointer finger. Wait for an unsuspecting victim to walk by and without warning, pinch the cap the rest of the way closed on the victims nipple while screaming " Watch out for that Bear Trap!"

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Sam: Why is Clint crying so hard?

Jerm2: I just got him with a knarly Bear Trap when he walked out of the bathroom

Sam: Looks crutial !

Jerm2: Yea it should stop bleeding soon, I hope...
by Jerm2 November 18, 2010
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A sexual act in which a male double fish hooks a female's butt hole, and while spreading it open to the maximum gape, the man lowers one testicle into the cavernous sphincter. When the testicle is in place, release the hooks and the sphincter clamps down onto the sack like a bear trap.
In order to reach climax, I utilized the bear trap technique with my girlfriend.
by ben187 May 05, 2005
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When a man places his balls inside the anus of another person. The pressure around then simulates the sensation of a bear trap around ones balls.
I hooked up with this slut and she totally got me in a bear trap. My balls still hurt.
by Bear Trap Victum December 18, 2007
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