Crutial

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Pronunciation: crU-tile

1. (Verb) Two dragon vaginae coming together in a harmonious ceremony of love.

2. (Noun) A scabby vagina.

2. (Adjective) Completely devoid of and lacking value.

1. Theresa spent hours crutialing with Puff (the Magic Dragon).

2. Theresa has a crutial.

3. Theresa's work is crutial to the ongoing success of NYSPI and Biostats at Columbia.

Crutial by Crutial February 10, 2009

Words you can keep

crucial pull

1.a. Picking up a really hot chick at the bar when you're on a big losing streak

1.b. Getting laid after a long layoff

"bro I totally hooked up with her last night, that was a crucial pull"

crucial pull by DankJ March 27, 2009

Related Words

Crutial • Crutializing • Crucial • crutical • crucial conflict • crucialness • critial • Crucial 6 • crucial ad • Crucial and Flame

The truth-crucials

Pretty simple really, a combination of the truth of reality and something that is crucial to your well-being. In other words, it is something, you've "gotta have". In all honesty, this word originated on 3 Reinert at Saint Louis University...

Man, that Subway was the truth-crucials...

Bro, I've got to get an A on that Psychology exam...it's the truth-crucials!

The truth-crucials by Room308IsThatTruth February 17, 2009

Crucial

1. Vitally important; essential.

2. Misused to express awe, difficulty, or pain, probably arising from some moron that meant "excruciating", but was too much of a semiliterate fucktard to understand the difference. Countless other mentally vacant punks have adopted this misuse of the word, thus advertising their essential stupidity.

It is crucial to understand that copying the mistakes of others only makes you unoriginal as well as idiotic.

Crucial by Thanatos February 28, 2010

Tan crucial

tawn-crew-SEE-all
Etymology: Spanish - Costa Rica

1. An expression with many meanings, for example; hello, goodbye, thank you, you're welcome, cool, maybe, or any other word.

2. A substitute word for any phrase you are trying to say.

3. A desperate attempt to put an end to "legit."

1. Russell: Hey Amy, you look nice today.
Amy: Tan crucial, Russell!

2. Dude: Hey, how much longer on my cheeseburger?
Cheeseburger salesman: Tan crucial for just 5 more minutes.

3. Girl #1: I just won tickets to the last Harry Potter movie!
Girl #2: Tan crucial!

Tan crucial by tawncrewsh August 20, 2011

It's not that crucial

A phrase created by me meaning it "is really that important?" or "nobody really cares."

Person 1: Oh man I got a 100 on my test today!

Person 2: It's not that crucial.

It's not that crucial by kaylacrucial January 28, 2009

Crucial Dimer

This is rough slang from Iowa referring to any girl who is a perfect 10, but who am I kidding Iowa has no hot girls, Corn makes you ugly.

Alex Reid: Duuuuu did you see that Crucial Dimer at Kohls today, she was surrounded by those jank, krusty girls?

Everybody else: What the fuck does that mean????

Crucial Dimer by Big C-Money January 16, 2011

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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