Verb. A "Bear Trap" is performed when one guy walks up to his friend, and, instead of conventionally punching his friend in the nuts, surprises him by clenching onto one's testicles and twisting and crushing said gonads. -WARNING: Considered VERY painful, somewhat homosexual, and highly unsuggested to be performed upon chicks. Yeah... bad idea.
"I made a bet with my friend Josh, and he has two days to pay me back that 5 spot I loaned him or I get to bear trap the holy f#$%ing Jesus out of him... unresisted! Sweet!"-Me
"So that's why you're working out..."-Sister
"So that's why you're working out..."-Sister
by Captain Tyfungaree December 19, 2008
During anal sex, the receiver squeezes his anus real tight so it locks the other person's penis in place, much like a cock ring. The receiver then bends down facing through his own legs, and grabs the ball sack of the other person, and then squeezes it until the sperm comes out.
I was buttf***king my partner last night, and he/she pulled a bear trap on me when I wasn't paying attention!
by J-Fizzle 88 April 1, 2007
When wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips through resulting in shit on your fingers and no where to properly wipe or clean, other than more toilet paper.
I got bear trapped in the bathrrom.
by Andy Lara June 6, 2005
-A straight man who is unknowingly extremely attractive to an older chubby and hairy gay man "aka a Bear"
Man those guys should stay away from gay bars. Their total bear traps.
We can't go hang out with those guys, they are total fag magnets.
We can't go hang out with those guys, they are total fag magnets.
by Tekkial November 6, 2011
1. When a woman grabs an unwilling man's hand and forces her thighs shut upon it. Usually followed by the reluctant male being subjected to watching the woman perform a sexual act on herself.
"I told that drunk girl I was married man, but she grabbed my hand and bear trapped it between her thighs. She wouldn't let go until after she rubbed one out"
by provparkside June 14, 2012
by adamo s May 26, 2010
A sexual act in which a male double fish hooks a female's butt hole, and while spreading it open to the maximum gape, the man lowers one testicle into the cavernous sphincter. When the testicle is in place, release the hooks and the sphincter clamps down onto the sack like a bear trap.
by ben187 May 5, 2005