Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.
by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011
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A pet name that you might call a boy/girl friend.
A person you want to spend the rest of your life with.
A person you want to spend the rest of your life with.
by Koala Bears March 31, 2010
Get the Honey Bear mug.Another form of calling a sexy girl, a sweet name. Instead of calling her a typical, common name such as, baby, honey, sweetie, you call her "honey bear", because its different, uncommon and very sweet.
Word comes from the bottle of honey thats shaped like a bear, that is seen in restaurants, such as Perkins. Which can be played around with while waiting for your food.
Word comes from the bottle of honey thats shaped like a bear, that is seen in restaurants, such as Perkins. Which can be played around with while waiting for your food.
Elina: hey baby, how you doing?
Igi: mmm very good, my honey bear
Elina: awwh you are so sweet to me
Igi: mmm very good, my honey bear
Elina: awwh you are so sweet to me
by igi September 15, 2009
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Get the Honey Bear mug.When you proceed to pour honey all over your dick, then go out into the woods and wait for hours until a bear (black, brown, polar, koala, etc) proceeds to lick the honey off you until ejaculation. Then you cry for hours for what you've done.
by babyboiii July 8, 2010
Get the Honey Bear-ing mug.Honey Bear - a bad ass girl who looks sweet but is crazy as Hell and will Fuck you up in a heartbeat.
Watch out for that HoneyBear (honey_bear) she'll Fuck you up.
My chihuahua, Honey Bear, is the ultimate HBIC.
My chihuahua, Honey Bear, is the ultimate HBIC.
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