Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.

Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.

Bear Honey by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011

Texas Honey Bear 

A sex act that requires several gallons of honey and peanut butter, several large hairy men, one petite woman, several horse dildos, and a dead bear. To be considered a Texas Honey Bear, act must take place in Texas.

Did you hear about that Texas Honey Bear that those guys got arrested for?

Texas Honey Bear by Huragok April 18, 2018

Honey Bear 

A pet name that you might call a boy/girl friend.

A person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

Derek - Hey Honey Bear.
Shonda- Hi baby.

Shonda- I Love You Honey Bear.

Honey Bear by Koala Bears March 31, 2010

honey bear 

Another form of calling a sexy girl, a sweet name. Instead of calling her a typical, common name such as, baby, honey, sweetie, you call her "honey bear", because its different, uncommon and very sweet.

Word comes from the bottle of honey thats shaped like a bear, that is seen in restaurants, such as Perkins. Which can be played around with while waiting for your food.

Elina: hey baby, how you doing?
Igi: mmm very good, my honey bear
Elina: awwh you are so sweet to me

honey bear by igi September 15, 2009

Honey Bear 

A person who desires to receive a honey bear bottle enema.

I am going to honey bear you, please don’t make eye contact. It will be awkward later.

Honey Bear by honey_.bear December 19, 2021

Honey Bear-ing 

When you proceed to pour honey all over your dick, then go out into the woods and wait for hours until a bear (black, brown, polar, koala, etc) proceeds to lick the honey off you until ejaculation. Then you cry for hours for what you've done.

Dick+Honey+Bear+Ejaculation+Crying= Honey Bear-ing

Honey Bear-ing by babyboiii July 8, 2010

honey_bear 

Honey Bear - a bad ass girl who looks sweet but is crazy as Hell and will Fuck you up in a heartbeat.

Watch out for that HoneyBear (honey_bear) she'll Fuck you up.

My chihuahua, Honey Bear, is the ultimate HBIC.

honey_bear by Barbie Lott November 5, 2013