Bear .S 

A large man with an even larger heart, also came to school with a fresh mullet on 31st of August 2020.

Hey look Bear .S is coming, RUNNNNN!

Bear .S by Yeetusmyfeetus August 30, 2020

bear's service

The meaning of "bear's service" originally comes from a fable about a man and a bear. The bear wanted to help the man by killing a gnat which sat on his forehead. As a result both the gnat and the man died.

This idiom is known primarily in Slavic languages.

"Mike was trying to help with washing up but he dropped my favourite cup on the floor in the process."
"That's called a bear's service."

bear's service by Random fag April 16, 2013

Bear's Ass 

An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.

How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.

Bear's Ass by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

bear's head 

A woman's pubic hair which is unusually thick and curly.

Gee Fellas...I picked up this girl last night and, when I went down on her, I discovered her snatch to be just like the top of a sweaty old Bear's Head.

bear's head by PCCO October 5, 2006

bear's pears 

Meaning: Exceptionally good or unique.

Origin: It's a lesser known fact outside of zoology professionals that bears love pears. While most bears do not encounter pears in the wild, pears can make for a delightful snack in the conservatory. However, feeding bears pears is a relatively inefficient way to provide quality snacks and given the average price for pears, it would be a costly habit to begin with bears in zoos or other conservation habitats.

I heard the boss took Marc out to that fancy steak house because of his leadership on that last project. That's just the bear's pears.

bear's pears by DeadMichael February 6, 2018

Bear's arse 

Anything that is really rough. Usually the feelings you get the morning after a hardcore drinking session.

I'm feeling as a rough as a bear's arse.

You look as rough as a bear's arse.

Bear's arse by Codein October 10, 2009

Bear's Egg 

A large shite from a non-descript large mammal.
From the idea that a bear, should it lay an egg, would be brown, hairy and quite large.

Oh fuck it. Sorry Your Majesty, I just stepped on a bear's egg. Do excuse me for a short while whilst I wipe it from my trouser leg.

Bear's Egg by Norfolk Panther February 20, 2009