Beant

English for Ben Stuart, cool man

Did u hear beants new tune?
Yeah ben stuart

by Hannahkatieeee June 15, 2020

Beant

The most amazing person you’ll ever meet. She’s incredibly funny and has a great sense of humour. She’s the most beautiful person ever and she’ll always cheer you up when you’re feeling down. The perfect friend to have and a perfect human. You’ll always love her

Hey, i love you, you’re such a Beant

by temporary 902598 July 4, 2021

Beant

What Moler calls a blunt

“No I’m fine, I already smoked a few beants today.

by Adrian Moler Williams June 2, 2018

Beant Kaured

When wife pump out a lot of money from you to increase her standard and then dumps you.

He got Beant Kaured by his wife & now he’s got a lot of debts to settle

by Dronar July 13, 2021

Bantersauross

Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.

"That was funny! I've got great banter"

"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"

by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021

Twat-Banter

Twat-Banter.

Noun

The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.

Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.

"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"

"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."

by Lord Horatio Richards September 27, 2022

Chicken Banter

Banter or exchange of witticisms alluding to chickens, eggs, or any other components of farm life

Mike: If you peep about this to anyone I'll scramble your ass
Ricky: don't worry, when I was being interrogated by the dean, I was walkin' around egg shells tryin not to spill the beans!
Mike: good cause the deans a perv. This chick I know went to see him in his office and he offered to show her his pecker
Ricky: damn! that man really needs to get laid!
Mike: yeah but he should stop thinking with his cock or he'll get fried

Mom: BOYS! QUIT YOUR CHICKEN BANTER!

by Campus Farmer April 13, 2010