the beans are talkin’

an admittance of flatulence

Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.

the beans are talkin’ by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020

Bro beans

This a nickname you call someone close and dear to you! This is only used for your inner circle or friends or significant other

Boy: hey bro beans, what cooking?

Girlfriend: *sits on a heated couch*

Girlfriend: warming up you snack bro beans

Bro beans by Mudbonic plague October 19, 2020

hitting beans 

a term used by people who actively self harm, used to describe cutting deep enough to expose the layer of fat underneath the skin. named after the fact that the bubbles of fat resemble beans.

"i don't get why people brag about hitting beans."
"i managed to hit beans before, but i had to get stitches afterwards so it wasn't really worth it."

hitting beans by basedmarimo March 30, 2021

this nigga eating beans 

When you spill beans all over yourself while watching Cars 2, a black teenager will shout, "This nigga eating beans."

"I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in the theater & a black teenager shouted, "This nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed."

this nigga eating beans by RubbaDucca July 8, 2018

beanergy 

(1), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘energy’ / extra energy felt from drinking coffee, or eating chocolate-covered coffee beans

(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew

(1), I've been drinking espresso all morning and I’m buzzed with beanergy: ‘beanergized’.

(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.

beanergy by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 7, 2013

Beansoir 

A debonair Mexican man. The "bean" portion of the word is derived from the derogatory word, "Beaner", while the suffix, "soir", is added to indicate the dignified propriety of behavior that this person exhibits as the French language is synonymous with grace and civility.

Person 1: "Look at that beaner trying to be a gentleman"

Person 2: "He's not trying to be a gentleman. His refined demeanor is genuine. He is what you would call, a Beansoir"

Beansoir by Homosexualtendencies March 26, 2011

Nigga Stole My Beans 

Basically u use this when some black dude comes up to u and steals ur beans

Me: *Eats Beans*
Nigga: *Steals My Beans*
Me: Nigga Stole My Beans

Nigga Stole My Beans by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019