beaner mobile 

A vehicle that closely resembles a "low-rider" though not requiring the vehicle to be capable of bouncing. This generally includes having rims, a custom paint-job or body, expensive sound system, body kit, a last name such as "LOPEZ" across the back window, the body having been lowered close to the pavement or other traditional trinkets such as Saints.

The best test for whether or not the vehicle in question is a "beaner-mobile" is if you subconsciously assume the driver of the vehicle will be "Mexican."

Synonym: Mexican-mobile.

Man that low Chevy that's blasting the bass is such a beaner mobile. Probably has a bunch of Mexicans in it.

beaner mobile by Nottelling SuckaFeesh December 9, 2010

Beaner Mobile 

A large van drove by beaners used to transport imigrants over the boarder.

Donald:Did you see Edquardo?
Ralph: Yea he was driving that blue beaner mobile

Beaner Mobile by palo May 10, 2007

Beanermobile 

a vehicle driven by many beaners such as chevy astro vans and old GMC conversion wagons.

i got cut off by a beanermobile the other day.

Beanermobile by Hardcore Fob April 5, 2007

beanermobile 

a small car (honda) with a really loud muffler, shitty paint and sound system fit for a 2008 denali

"whats that.....dude i can hear that fuckin beanermobile from here"

beanermobile by dude42 January 23, 2009

Beanermobile 

casual referece to either a Leland Mini or Cooper Mini; the former being the car Mr. Bean(character) drove; the latter beingthe commonly believed model of car he drove.

Nice Beanermobile, dude!

I know -- got it cheap & the mileage is extraordinary!

Beanermobile by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 14, 2019