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Bean Teats

What you get when a cow's teats start to shoot out colored beans, also known as rainbow beans.
Little Johnny: Aunt Joanne! Come Quick! The cows have gone mad and have a disease!

Aunt Joanne: Oh no dear, that's just them shooting out their Bean Teats.
by ginomcdinkwad January 19, 2009
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Bean teaser

Person 1: "Becky just ordered a new bean teaser." Person 2: "Bean teaser?" Person 1: "A vibrator. You know, for teasing her bean."
by mask_it_or_casket July 2, 2020
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beanteaser

A man that is attractive or unattainable, and uses that advantage to lead women on, to the point where some will flick their bean after he leaves.
John is talking to 3 women, but he isn't going to get with any of them, that's why he is such a beanteaser.
by Joe Fixit January 3, 2011
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