Beady Nuts

A person who shrinks when the spotlight is brightest because they do not possess sincere belief in themselves.

That Tommy Fleetwood is a great golfer, but he sure does have beady nuts.

by Dr Zo August 23, 2025

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

by CianD_05 April 20, 2021