1 definition by Cesspete

The beaconsfeild

The especially heinous act of "shit fucking" and, devostating the rectum of a 40 year old plus adelaide hills woman, to the point where her rectum has turned unto a type of weir, and therfore resembles a collapsed australian mine shaft, this is also contributed to the large amount of alcohol based faeces present during the incident.

First freind: I have smashed this birds mud button so hard i left it lookin like the beaconsfeild mine , shit went everywhere i just threw the cover over it and proceeded to devostate her bowel, i tell you what it was shit lube"

Freind: what the fuck man?

by Cesspete December 6, 2017