Beach J 

Beach J is the term for having received a blow job on the beach.

Last night Kim gave me a Beach J after we danced and got drunk on the beach.

Beach J by Damon K. August 6, 2021

beach jerk 

When you are at the beach and you are jerking off to a hot mermaid/merman

Hot damn that guy is beach jerking

beach jerk by Hugh has May 28, 2015

Cocoa Beach Jr/Sr High 

The school where almost every day unnecessary fights break out, the algebra teacher always has his fucking nasty crusty ass dogs out, some kid gets arrested, and all the senior couples breed in the hallways in front of all the younger kids. You can never really tell if that loud ass boom outside is a shooter or a rocket launch. Also, all the bathrooms smell like jellybeans, weed and doodoo. All together. At once. Not a pretty mixture.

“Hey, didn’t you graduate from Cocoa Beach Jr/Sr High?”
“Yeah, that place made me wanna off myself.”

Cocoa Beach Jr/Sr High by ifartedanddoodoocameout April 25, 2022

beach juggalo

Sublime Fans

Dude the fairgrounds were overrun with Beach Juggalos Saturday night. Sublime was headlining the summer fest!

beach juggalo by Feelnfly June 29, 2019

beach jesus 

That guy with jesus like hair found on the beach always without a shirt. He is seen commonly fishing or walking the beach without a shirt on. Always has beer, and always offers one to you.

Guy 1: Did you see Beach Jesus there today on the beach?
Guy 2: Yeah he gave me a beer and showed me where the babes hang out.

beach jesus by Zc33 May 8, 2018

beach junki 

A person who is addicted to being at the Beach searching for Junk! like seashells, sandollars, sea glass, watching the sunrise and protecting our environment.

When you see a Beach Junki car decal or T-shirt you know that person has been educated about the Beach and the Junk! washing up.
Get Your Fix!
There's more to Life than Salt.

I'm a Beach Junki, I admit it, I'm addicted and I need my fix, so don't try to send me to rehab.

beach junki by beach junki May 9, 2018

Jax beach 

Jax beach also known as the ghetto by the sea is full of surfers, skaters, and hippies. The remaining population are gang members or kids that think there hard and have monster energy drink tattoos.

Every kid argues about who’s life is the hardest and won’t ever do anything to make theirs better

An average girl from Jax beach gets drunk everyday and has multiple ocean/ beach related tattoos. They also will suck ur dick for a joint.
Jax beach locals will shit a brick if they see a townie at the beach and if you litter at the beach you will get beat up.

Guy 1 “hey I’m about to go to the Jax beach pier wanna come?”
Guy 2 “no thanks last time I went there a hobo ran out from under the pier and jumped me”

Old drunk guy at Pete’s bar “townies go home!”

Jax beach by Ratownlivin August 20, 2018