A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a smallbin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me
A person that wears a flat baseball cap. Who wears the cap often . The straight beak is referred to the part of the cap that hides your eyes of the sun, and that part, known as the beak, has to be as flat and straight as possible.
Oh , look at that straight beaker in that modified pontiac sunfire. or - Look at that straight beaker wearing his beak at night !!
this poor beaker has copped a load of cum, 12 loads of off up and go, 3 loads of stale chewy gum, and who knows what else. this thing smells like absolute shit, and will probably never even be noticed because no one loves it. it lives a very hard life, trapped underneath a table, with the only sign of its existence being the reeking smell that comes from it, but no one can actually locate it. the men ig and traddos are aware of its whereabouts, but refuse to share the knowledge, for fear of the psychology beaker being destroyed.
person 1: fuck cunt, you smell like the psychology beaker. wear some cologne.
person 2: lmao na i love that shit. smells so good.
person 1: ah true. fuck lemme get a whiff of you one more time
person 1 and 2 then proceed to engage in deep anal activities.