5 definitions by Gagonmycock

niggolas

fuck this bitch. fucking hell i actually hate this cunt. fucking niggolas. hes the type of kid to drive a kia cerato gt. they have gay keys, but not as gay as niggolas himself. niggolas is gay. niggolas is the type of nig*er to eat a year 11's pussy. this guy.. smh mang, you really hate to see it. fucking niggolas. niggolas gets bullied every day and probably hates his life, but wouldnt you if you were niggolas? i know i would. gosh i fricking hate niggolas. haha. that was a laugh out of anger, because i hate niggolas that much. imagine being named niggolas. lets break this name down real quick. nigger-lass. thats a racist name mang. smh again... heck man. i mean. thats racist. this is one of the many reasons why niggolas is a fucking bitch. fucking 1 sip of vodka knocked out vomiting. fricken niggolas.

person 1: i hate niggolas
person 2: lmao ye dont stress i hired a hitman to bop that fool on June 20th. this is a warning. you might want to hide. this is a legitimate warning. get help. i dont know how to call him off. he only cost $250 so i thought it was a joke. please hide. he will kill you.

by Gagonmycock June 17, 2019

damon

a big maco cunt that pushes rack heavy. you want an 8-ball? hes your man. you want some durries? hes your man. you want to become racially abusive? hes your man. this guy is the type of guy to bash babies for a laff. dont fuck with damon.

Person 1: Why are my sinuses burning?

Person 2: You've been spending way too much time with damon. You're starting to smell like darts.
Person 1: Fuck i was wondering why i bashed a baby yesterday...

by Gagonmycock August 5, 2019

nick gee

a fucking little blonde midget that drives a fucking shit cunt kia with the gayest key in the world. He drinks 3 coronas and is knocked out cold, and he is constantly asking strange questions in his health classes. Check his wallet for a nice surprise.

person 1: fuck cunt you look like nick gee...
person 2: cunt how? im taller than 4'7', and im not a little tomato.
person 1: oh lmao ye true, but fuck that lil nigga nick gee ahah
person 2: ye true that boy a bitch lol

by Gagonmycock June 17, 2019

Dylans Brother

this guy is constantly living in his brothers shadow lmao. sad dog puts a hole in his ears to try to hide the hole in his heart. Dylans Brother is literally 3'5'', and because of this, he is used to sucking his brothers dick not only metaphorically, but also physically, as he is constantly standing at penis height. My username is Dylans brother's reality.

billy: my dick feels wet bro
niggolas: bro just quickly geeze. is Dylans Brother sucking your dick?
billy: oh shit bro, i forgot to check! yeah he is what a gimp haha!

by Gagonmycock June 21, 2019

psychology beaker

this poor beaker has copped a load of cum, 12 loads of off up and go, 3 loads of stale chewy gum, and who knows what else. this thing smells like absolute shit, and will probably never even be noticed because no one loves it. it lives a very hard life, trapped underneath a table, with the only sign of its existence being the reeking smell that comes from it, but no one can actually locate it. the men ig and traddos are aware of its whereabouts, but refuse to share the knowledge, for fear of the psychology beaker being destroyed.

person 1: fuck cunt, you smell like the psychology beaker. wear some cologne.
person 2: lmao na i love that shit. smells so good.
person 1: ah true. fuck lemme get a whiff of you one more time
person 1 and 2 then proceed to engage in deep anal activities.

by Gagonmycock June 17, 2019