Be assed 

When a person cannot be bothered doing a task that is given to them. It is used when someone wants to remind on there backside/bum/ass. Hence the expression "Be assed"

Most of the time it is used in Liverpool, England.

"Go to the shop for me please"

"Be assed!"

Be assed by AdamLeeB October 18, 2011

can't be assed 

can't be bothered with

do you want to go out tonight?
No, I can't be assed

can't be assed by janedoe7 December 11, 2009

can't be assed 

When you can't be bothered to do something.

Acronym: cba

I can't be assed to do the homework.

Another example:

I couldn't be assed to do the homework.

can't be assed by igorpleaseshutup November 8, 2020

Can't be assed 

I really can't be bothered

My friends want to go to out tonight but i can't be assed

Can't be assed by Go_pies May 8, 2018

Can't be assed 

Can't be bothered to get up.

Asznee: Let's go see mum.

Shaq: Nah man can't be assed

Can't be assed by SkrrtNoura November 30, 2017

hot assed be-atch 

means the hottest, most stunningly georgous guy ever.

"That Jude law is one hot assed be-atch!"

hot assed be-atch by hannah February 8, 2005

cant be arsed 

cannot be bothered

I cant be arsed to think of an example

cant be arsed by Emma March 30, 2004