The term used as a show of hometown, or where you came from, or where you were born and raised. Used by those in the swamps and along the coasts of Mississippi, Louisiana and Alabama.
You see dem boyz from da Bayou. Day ack all country and shit, but day know day jes from da Bayou.
A place where the swamp donkeys habitate. Be careful, they try to lure you in with free cigs, alcohol, and food... especially alcohol. Although you think its "free" you will you pay your price when the rufees and sedatives settle in. Never enter a bayou alone... bring friends with you. once you enter, much like Alcatraz, it is next impossible to leave the bayou without a loss of memory of the last couple hours.
a word used to describe any body of water in Louisiana; only used by people who believe that "Cajun" is an actual ethnicity rather than a type of food.
Anne: Look at that bayou!
Jon: Anne, that's a river. There is no such thing as a bayou.
Anne: Oops. Sorry. I forgot.
A nigga that lives in the bayous and hunts and eats live alligator and smoke bayou piff all day erredayyyyyyyyyyy
Lou: Yo that nigga jon is from the bayou
Matt: Whatchu mean hes a bayou nigga?!
Lou: Yo kid, he eats alligator and chills in his bayou home in the swamp wit all the other swamp niggas smoke bayou PIFF!
I forgot I ate some really good mud bugs and later that night I fingered my girlfriend. She was so bayou blasted. Oops! It wasn't necessarily a happy ending for her.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*