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Bayhem

The cinematic conceit of blowing shit up on a large scale, in slow motion and (usually) at sunset.

A portmanteau word employing the concept of the inevitable incendiary mayhem employed by uberhack Michael Bay in lieu of characters, a script or a a pube's-weight of reality.
A: Dude! Did you dig the plot in Transformers?
B: Hell, no! I was only there to watch the Bayhem!

or

A: I can't believe The Knight lays waste to Los Angeles at the end of Bruckheimer's remake of "The Seventh Seal."
B: Yeah, who needs Kierkegaardian themes on death and meaning when you can unleash total Bayhem?
by Jamie H. Lewis August 6, 2007
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Bayhem

The cinematic conceit of blowing shit up on a large scale, in slow motion and (usually) at sunset.

A portmanteau word employing the concept of the inevitable incendiary mayhem employed by uberhack Michael Bay in lieu of characters, a script or a a pube's-weight of reality.
A: Dude! Did you dig the plot in Transformers?
B: Hell, no! I was only there to watch the Bayhem!

or

A: I can't believe The Knight lays waste to Los Angeles at the end of Bruckheimer's remake of "The Seventh Seal."
B: Yeah, who needs Kierkegaardian themes on death and meaning when you can unleash total Bayhem?
by Jamie H. Lewis January 1, 2009
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bachem

a fresher word used in Northern Virginia to replace your typical "man, dawg, fam, ngga, etc"...

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it literally means & stands for "son"
sup bachem, what it is bachem, whats good bachem, what it be bachem, etc.....
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Bachem

Others: did u get the joke man?

You: yeah bachem
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Bachemos

when someones in your way u say '"Bachemos'"
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Yankee Bashem

Anyone who dislikes the New York Yankees with a passion.
James: 'Man I hope the Yankees lose tonight!'

Chris: 'You sure are a Yankee Bashem.'
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Bahemoth

A new ride arriving in 2008 at Paramount Canada's Wonderland. It's going to be the fastest, tallest, longest ride in Canada. I can't wait to ride it next year!
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by annaVICIOUS October 21, 2007
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