battle of the josh
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Battle of the Josh’s
A day in a middle of a field off the side of the highway in Lincoln, Nebraska, all the Josh’s in the world will fight until there’s only one.
Bro: Hey, it’s national battle of the Josh’s day, you know what that means.
Josh: Really?! I’m winning
Josh: Really?! I’m winning
Battle of the Josh’s by Robert Pattinson is the best April 22, 2021
National battle of the Josh’s
On April 24th 2021 was the first ever NATIONAL Battle of the Josh’s, The First Victor was named Josh, even though we all thought Josh would win, Josh in fact came on top and won. Hopefully this becomes a yearly event. Every April 24th should be National battle of the Josh’s.
Josh: Hey josh what did you do April 24th.
Other josh: i was at the battle of the josh’s.
3rd josh: Hey josh’s what are you all talking about.
Josh: just the national josh battle.
3rd josh: hopefully i can participate next year if it happens.
National battle of the josh’s: A battle where Josh’s meet up and duke it out to see who is the real and true josh.
Other josh: i was at the battle of the josh’s.
3rd josh: Hey josh’s what are you all talking about.
Josh: just the national josh battle.
3rd josh: hopefully i can participate next year if it happens.
National battle of the josh’s: A battle where Josh’s meet up and duke it out to see who is the real and true josh.
National battle of the Josh’s by Woris2216 April 25, 2021
The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons
The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!
Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk
The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons by BUG_GUTZ April 22, 2021
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Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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