Battle Medic

A battle medic is a player who picks medic on the game team fortress 2, instead of healing their teammates, they prioritize attempting to get crits with the uber saw, they will also equip either the crusader's crossbow or the blutauger. if they use the crusader's crossbow the will occasionally attempt to heal teammates with that, but don't hold your breath waiting for him to use it, most of them can't aim it

player1: (in chat) MEDIC!
battle medic: …
player2: dude he is a battel medic, just unbind your E-key
player3: arrayseven wannabe

by VTNL January 29, 2019

Battle Medic

a Medic player in Team Fortress 2 that primarily uses the Crusader's Crossbow to attack enemies instead of heal teammates. Success is not guaranteed but hate from your team is.

player : Guys we got a battle medic on our team
plyaer 2 : Goddammit

by KMLight August 02, 2021

Battle Medic

Biggest douchebag you can find in the videogame Team Fortress 2. A player that uses the MEDIC character to battle and NOT heal you, not even a single bit. Usually so stubborn that even if they're not engaged in battle, they won't save you from burning alive.

"I can't heal you. I'm a battle MEDIC. What are you, stupid?"

by AfricanJezus May 07, 2009