Never again will I consume that much tequila. I've got some firey butt batter today. It's so explosive I'll need to perform a peripheral wipe when I'm done.
1.Is the result of a combination of a moist sticky poop that is pinched off too early and a poorly wipped ass. This can lead to dingleberries,klingons and most definately skid marks. Is most commonly found in males.
2. The feeling that you can't wipe your ass clean.