Battarrhea

The sudden evacuation of a battery's power. The battery runs out at an unusual and unpleasant pace.

Man... I just got bad battarrhea. It literally just ran out!

by MAZE12 June 17, 2011

Bayarrhea

What happens when two or more San Franciscans start talking about San Francisco.

“Isn’t it great that we live in the Bay Area?” “Yes, it is, isn’t it? Look at the sun setting over the fog-enveloped bridge” “Look at Mt. Tam!” “Look at that multi-racial lesbian couple doing tai-chi!” “Look at those guys in assless chaps!” “Yes, it’s all so wonderful, I can barely drink my Fair-Trade soy latte with shavings of sustainably grown chocolate mejicano without crying!” “Uh Oh, I think we have bayarrhea!” “What are you a war-mongering, baby seal clubbing, conservative or something!?”

by Jesse Hattabaugh December 21, 2006

barfarrhea

When diarrhea is evacuated from ones anus while they are vommiting. Barfarrhea is caused because when a person wretches they involuntarily squeeze their bowel muscles used to clear the colon as hard as they can.

Barfarrhea is likely to occur when one suffers from food poisening.

I was barfing into the toilet and a puddle of diarrhea was under me when I finished.

I was going diarrhea and I had to vommit on top of my feet.

by Funny Bunny November 29, 2004

Bayarrhea

When a group of San Franciscans get together to congratulate themselves on how proud they are to live in the best place on Earth. Bayarrhea often occurs when people need reassurance of their decision to live in the Bay Area, as most people (at least before the Internet boom) did not move there for work, but rather just because of the appealing lifestyle.

Bayarrhea can be illustrated through the following converstion: "Isn't it great that we live in the Bay Area?" "Yes, it is, isn't it? Look at the sun setting over the fog-enveloped bridge." "Look at Mt. Tam!" "Look at that multi-racial lesbian couple doing tai-chi!" "Look at those guys in assless chaps!" "Yes, it's all so wonderful, I can barely drink my Fair-Trade soy latte with shavings of sustainably grown chocolate mejicano without crying!"

by RinSF May 5, 2008

bitterrhea

The sudden urge to hit a pre-cast concrete structure with a piece of equipment.

Dave developed bitterrhea and then backed into the manhole with the excavator.

by Derekzoolander123 March 10, 2022