Batjin 

Batjin is a very generous hard-loving guy with great heart. His girlfriend loves him more than anything and more than he thinks. He is a hubby material and loyal to one girl that no other bitches can touch him

Batjin has been living with his wife happily for 50 years.

Batjin by moojchi November 5, 2022

Batjin uyakhan

Is a verb. It is when someone hits/kicks someone’s ankle causing immense pain and one or more possible bone injuries.

Person1: i was playing soccer and I accidentally slide tackled her!
Person2: oh no! So you batjin uyakhan (ed) her?!?! That is bad!

Batjin uyakhan by Imlikeyeh December 15, 2019

Batjune 

Term given to junior grimes batman. the titular protagonist of “the batman jr grimes” where the arrogance and violent mentality drives this celebrity to don the cape and cowl and go after the real bad guys; drug dealers, human traffickers and mobsters

Batjune first was announced in early 2018 by everyone on Twitter after rumors circulated that a sort of batman “fanfic” was in the works but it’s apparent that The Batman jr grimes is something else entirely

Junior Grimes is a real life batman who is possibly the realest interpretation as he’s mentally ill and uses his tools and knowledge to violently destroy crime as well as metaphorically trying to save himself.

Batfleck if he had a son it’d be batjune

WB: your all too weak! No one can stop me, for your pathetic batmen are old and past their prime

Batfleck and Nolan batman: we can’t, but he can

*pointing at a flying shadow coming towards the WB executives*

Batjune: RRRRAAUGH!!!!! *kicks them all down a cliff

WB: *dies*

Batjune (junior Grimes)

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Batjune is the portmanteau of junior grimes batman pretty much, no need to cause such confusion or chaos (which unsurprisingly is what old J would love to happen)

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If there’s a violent and young merciless batman it’s DEFINITELY batjune, not even red hood competes

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Defined . “Batjune”

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Batjune by Husseinberg September 23, 2021

Batjune 

Term given to junior grimes batman. the titular protagonist of “the batman jr grimes” where the arrogance and violent mentality drives this celebrity to don the cape and cowl and go after the real bad guys; drug dealers, human traffickers and mobsters

Batjune first was announced in early 2018 by everyone on Twitter after rumors circulated that a sort of batman “fanfic” was in the works but it’s apparent that The Batman jr grimes is something else entirely

Junior Grimes is a real life batman who is possibly the realest interpretation as he’s mentally ill and uses his tools and knowledge to violently destroy crime as well as metaphorically trying to save himself.

Batfleck if he had a son it’d be batjune

EXAMPLE:

WB: your all too weak! No one can stop me, for your pathetic batmen are old and past their prime

Batfleck and Nolan batman: we can’t, but he can

*pointing at a flying shadow coming towards the WB executives*

Batjune: RRRRAAUGH!!!!! *kicks them all down a cliff

WB: *dies*

Batjune (junior Grimes)

——

Batjune is the portmanteau of junior grimes batman pretty much, no need to cause such confusion or chaos (which unsurprisingly is what old J would love to happen)

______

If there’s a violent and young merciless batman it’s DEFINITELY batjune, not even red hood competes

___

Defined . “Batjune”

Batjune by Righteous skill October 7, 2021

Cave Bathing 

An experiential rite of passage for graduate students wherein the immersion into ancient, thermal, translucent seminal fluid filled Hungarian caverns transforms dissonant, quasi-intellectual brain cells into a hyper-aligned neural configuration, inducing a genius level information processing, multi-dimensional innovation & superior emotional agility.

{Ca 2005 - Budapest Hungary: Two ambitious MBA students, Jason Von Goggle & D Dog, guided by their professorial mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo enter a musty portal accompanied by European post cold war era techno music. As the moist, loin infused vaporlettes enveloped the 3 men, a wafting sense of purpose revealed itself as a voice, eminating from the waters edge resemblant of an Ancient Ottoman Angel, they heard the words (Hungarian accent), "Get into the cave bath...& explore my caverns." Perplexed, yet eager with confused anticipation, the 3 swam through the hybrid, geo-architectural labyrinth on a quest for wisdom, enlightenment & a surprise, grotesque coital engagement between consenting adults donning the minimum garments required, enough so to give a child mental scars but not risque enough to get arrested. Von Goggle & D Dog would soon emerge, cleansed, subtly violated & reinvigorated with the motivation of an ancient Greco Roman scholar, suited for battle, ontological debate & prepared to expose themselves, with confidence in a more revealing, modernized bathing outfit, like that of their mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo.

1. "Jason, what is that shimmering oily film on top of the water? Is that supposed to be part of the 'Cave Bathing' experience?" Yes, D Dog, now quit looking at that hairy couple in a primordial carnal exchange, and dunk your sack in the Cave Bath.

2. {Professor Thongspeedo explains to Jason and D Dog} "Gentlemen, follow me down the corridor and immerse yourselves in the bountiful tonic that once permeated the flesh from the likes of the ancient Romans. Now, forget that you just saw a man clipping his toenails near the edge of the reservoir into the bath, and join me in the celebration of your transformation to noble scholars, courtesy of the 'Cave Bathing' experience."

Cave Bathing by Charitable Disguise January 25, 2020

Bird bathing 

When a man washes or soaks his entire private area in a sink (usually a bathroom sink) in an attempt to get it clean. (This term was created and coined on the judges podcast - anchor.fm/the-judgies)

Josh started bird bathing after sex to clean up. He likes to cuddle afterward…

Bird bathing by Flxsh September 4, 2021