A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.
Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."
Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."
OR
"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."
OR
"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
by Delma November 13, 2007
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Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)
like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.
(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)
Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)
like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.
(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)
by ProphetOfConfusion December 3, 2025
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