Any "people carrier"-type vehicle, named after the social losers it is used to transport.
Particularly defines the Citroen Xsara Picasso, a vehicle so devoid of style and aesthetics that kittens have been known to die just from seeing one in the distance.
The fat bastard and his enormous scowling wife bundled their revolting sticky children into the bastard carrier & headed off to Maccy D's to shovel burgers into their obese, slack-jawed faces for the third time that day.
1. A common misspelling of bastardization.
2. Setting a new standard in being a bastard.
1. That night, they were invited to dine with Piop'l—that's what they called themselves, and the anthropologists thought that this was a bastardarization of the English world, "people." They ate well, meat, leaves, tubers, and some thick fleshy flowers that tasted very sweet.
2. Your bastardarization of ringing on a doorbell and running away prank involves leaving a flaming bag of shit on the front door while filming the victim trying to put it away and then proceed to quickly upload the video to youtube.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand