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Bassackwards

The thoughtless act of going about something totally the wrong way, all the while expecting a positive outcome.
Vern mops the kitchen bassackwards, that's why the floor stays dirty.

If I put Samantha's brain in a bird, it would fly bassackwards.

He's bassackwards. Dude got a Plasma Tv before he paid his light bill. Now he's sitting watching the dark.

She spent her whole paycheck on a Michael Kors purse before she paid her rent. Now that's bassackwards!
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Bassackwards

1. Adj. An incredibly stupid action.
How can anyone be this bassackwards?
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bass ackwards

Ass backwards. The state doing (or having done) something the wrong way.
No no dude, you've got the cables plugged in all bass ackwards.
by Blossom September 13, 2005
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BarackWards

1 a: The Obama version of "Backwards." b: Taking an action first without laying out a plan or doing groundwork. c: Pushing forward blindly without first examining details, blueprints, or instructions. d: Leaping without first looking.
BarackWards - An example is Nancy Pelosi's recent remark regarding health care:
"But we have to pass the (health care) bill so that you can find out what is in it."

Something which is BarackWards is taking an action first, and then looking at the details.
by georgetoon March 10, 2010
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bass-ackwards

1) extremely (and often embarrassingly) poorly conceived, executed and/or organized

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "ass-backwards"
"Everything on that website is so bass-ackwards it takes forever to find anything!"...

"Yeah, somehow they manage to do damn-near everything bass-ackwards down there at Bridgeport!"…
by TIC Redux May 22, 2005
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Bassackards

Dude your shirt is on bassackards.
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Bass Ackwards

The art and science of hurtling blindly in the wrong direction with no sense of the impending doom about to be inflicted on one's sorry ass. Usually applied to procedures, processes, or theories based on faulty logic, or faulty personnel.
Once again, marketing wants the poor engineers to build something that will sell, but don't have a clue what that "something" could be. Bass ackwards as usual.
by filmchild February 24, 2004
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