Bashed Crab 

A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab for the Un-Australianised).

Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.

Bashed Crab by The Drovers Dog February 28, 2007

bashed crab 

n.1. a persons face that has as much appeal as a bashed crab.
2. a crab that has been bashed

=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes

i must have had the beer goggles on last night, i just dropped off this bashed crab of a bitch hey !

bashed crab by ozzie69 June 9, 2005