Basement Baron 

A semi hairless unemployed thirty something white guy who has taken up refuge in his families basement and refuses to move out in spite of his parents repeated requests. Holed up and supplied only with Cheetos, an Xbox 360, and a extensive collection of pornography. With his orange stained hands and penis, he can be easily identified by his scraggly neck beard, pale skin, and sunken eyes. He can often be heard slamming his door and shouting " Fuck you mom, get out of my room !" Also known as a cellar dweller or basement boy.

That fucking basement baron is late again, I don't know why his parents don't kick him out !

Basement Baron by Professor gouddick March 8, 2019