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Baseball Players 

People who play the sport of baseball. These people are dull ane perdictable because they play popular, well-known sports. They are known for having strong upper bodies and also for wish they had learned to play lacrosse.
"Hey man, lets go throw a little hard ball into our leather gloves!"
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Baseball Players 

People who are obligated to buy mugs for their mothers.
John: what’s Dan going at the mug store
Dave: he’s buying a mug for his mom, u know, cuz he’s a baseball players.
John: oh yea should’ve known

baseball player 

Girl 1: who has the best ass
Girl 2: every baseball player
baseball player by playaplaya99 March 31, 2015

baseball player 

a typically hot boy who plays baseball & could get any girl
friend 1: “hes hot enough to get any girl”
friend 2: “he must play baseball”
friend 1: “total baseball player”
baseball player by lil_d!zzy February 12, 2019

baseball player 

People who play baseball (a great sport!)
Usually veryyyyyyyyyy hot and talented.
The best baseball player come from the Dodgers!

national kiss a baseball player day 

This truly amazing holiday rests on October the 4th. Wrap you arms around the biggest stud on the field
“Hey the World Series just started it’s also national kiss a baseball player day

Baseball Player 

A bunch of prostitutes. People that get paid a lot of money to score.
Oh, Brittany Spears is such a Baseball Player. I want to score with her.
Baseball Player by Elroy Gucciardi August 21, 2011
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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