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Baseball Players 

People who are obligated to buy mugs for their mothers.
John: what’s Dan going at the mug store
Dave: he’s buying a mug for his mom, u know, cuz he’s a baseball players.
John: oh yea should’ve known

baseball player 

Hot guys with nice assess
Girl 1: who has the best ass
Girl 2: every baseball player
baseball player by playaplaya99 March 31, 2015

baseball player 

a typically hot boy who plays baseball & could get any girl
friend 1: “hes hot enough to get any girl”
friend 2: “he must play baseball”
friend 1: “total baseball player”
baseball player by lil_d!zzy February 12, 2019

baseball player 

People who play baseball (a great sport!)
Usually veryyyyyyyyyy hot and talented.
The best baseball player come from the Dodgers!

national kiss a baseball player day 

This truly amazing holiday rests on October the 4th. Wrap you arms around the biggest stud on the field
“Hey the World Series just started it’s also national kiss a baseball player day”

Baseball Player 

A bunch of prostitutes. People that get paid a lot of money to score.
Oh, Brittany Spears is such a Baseball Player. I want to score with her.
Baseball Player by Elroy Gucciardi August 21, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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