Baseball Players

People who play the sport of baseball. These people are dull ane perdictable because they play popular, well-known sports. They are known for having strong upper bodies and also for wish they had learned to play lacrosse.

"Hey man, lets go throw a little hard ball into our leather gloves!"

by Kyle Sherwood June 04, 2005

Baseball Players

People who are obligated to buy mugs for their mothers.

John: what’s Dan going at the mug store
Dave: he’s buying a mug for his mom, u know, cuz he’s a baseball players.
John: oh yea should’ve known

by Newjerseysuckssomuch November 23, 2020

baseball player

Hot guys with nice assess

Girl 1: who has the best ass
Girl 2: every baseball player

by playaplaya99 March 31, 2015

baseball player

a typically hot boy who plays baseball & could get any girl

friend 1: “hes hot enough to get any girl”
friend 2: “he must play baseball”
friend 1: “total baseball player”

by lil_d!zzy February 12, 2019

baseball player

People who play baseball (a great sport!)
Usually veryyyyyyyyyy hot and talented.

The best baseball player come from the Dodgers!

by DodgersChamps08!! October 06, 2008

Baseball Player

A bunch of prostitutes. People that get paid a lot of money to score.

Oh, Brittany Spears is such a Baseball Player. I want to score with her.

by Elroy Gucciardi August 16, 2011

baseball player

Lame individuals who never forget to wear they're baseball hats. Baseball players feel empty and insecure without something on their head. Sleeping, eating, jerking off, you name it they keep their hat on 24/7.
Also known to be extremely dumb(it is rumored the hat has something to do with it)

look around and pick one. they're everywhere. Baseball players in highschool/college fit this description the best.

by ChadBroChill666 April 01, 2009