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Baseball Players 

People who are obligated to buy mugs for their mothers.
John: what’s Dan going at the mug store
Dave: he’s buying a mug for his mom, u know, cuz he’s a baseball players.
John: oh yea should’ve known

baseball player 

Girl 1: who has the best ass
Girl 2: every baseball player
baseball player by playaplaya99 March 31, 2015

baseball player 

a typically hot boy who plays baseball & could get any girl
friend 1: “hes hot enough to get any girl
friend 2: “he must play baseball
friend 1: “total baseball player”
baseball player by lil_d!zzy February 12, 2019

baseball player 

People who play baseball (a great sport!)
Usually veryyyyyyyyyy hot and talented.
The best baseball player come from the Dodgers!

national kiss a baseball player day 

This truly amazing holiday rests on October the 4th. Wrap you arms around the biggest stud on the field
“Hey the World Series just started it’s also national kiss a baseball player day”

Baseball Player 

A bunch of prostitutes. People that get paid a lot of money to score.
Oh, Brittany Spears is such a Baseball Player. I want to score with her.