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The act of taking home a sexual partner and entertaining her in the jacuzzi only to find out on the return of your father and his girlfriend that this woman is actually your stepgrandma.
Jesus man, did you hear about dan over christmas? He totally did a bartram.
bartram by Ballamory January 30, 2009
Words you can keep
A person who sleeps with one of thier friends parent or siblings and then sleeps with another part of the family member the following night
Yo that fukin bartram got my mom and my aunt preggers.
bartram by Danielle and Jamie June 8, 2003

Bartram Trail High School 

A cancerous ghetto school that will easily piss u off with its shitty grading system and how often kids do heroin in the bathroom. Every bathroom is closed everyday due to drug inspections and condoms being found on the floor :).
Bartram Trail High school aint the greatest school in the world.

Cameron Bartram 

A farmy lad. Who is alright coz he gives us gum in history. But other than that kinda annoying coz he always tries to fight people smaller than him and looses. He loves cows.
Cameron Bartram: here mooie mooooie
Cameron Bartram by Elle-Woody April 13, 2020
One of the coolest and down to earth people you'll ever meet. Doesn't match up with any of the above definitions.
Brent: Where's that cool guy who gives great advice and looks out for everyone? I wanna be him..

Ryan: Oh, that's Bertram. Better recognize! I'm his apprentice.

Brent: Sign me up to be the next apprentice!
Bertram by Tedraq October 21, 2019

barramundi 

barramundi by Anonymous October 31, 2003

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY 

A day where we all celebrate Bertram the butler from jessie. He is a wonderful man
Hey! do you like Bertram?
Yes I Do!
Then Lets Celebrate National Bertram Day!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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