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The act of taking home a sexual partner and entertaining her in the jacuzzi only to find out on the return of your father and his girlfriend that this woman is actually your stepgrandma.

Jesus man, did you hear about dan over christmas? He totally did a bartram.

bartram by Ballamory January 30, 2009

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bartram

A person who sleeps with one of thier friends parent or siblings and then sleeps with another part of the family member the following night

Yo that fukin bartram got my mom and my aunt preggers.

bartram by Danielle and Jamie June 8, 2003

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Bartram Trail High School

A cancerous ghetto school that will easily piss u off with its shitty grading system and how often kids do heroin in the bathroom. Every bathroom is closed everyday due to drug inspections and condoms being found on the floor :).

Bartram Trail High school aint the greatest school in the world.

Bartram Trail High School by Dat motherfucking Young Mitch January 25, 2021

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Cameron Bartram

A farmy lad. Who is alright coz he gives us gum in history. But other than that kinda annoying coz he always tries to fight people smaller than him and looses. He loves cows.

Cameron Bartram: here mooie mooooie

Cameron Bartram by Elle-Woody April 13, 2020

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Bertram

One of the coolest and down to earth people you'll ever meet. Doesn't match up with any of the above definitions.

Brent: Where's that cool guy who gives great advice and looks out for everyone? I wanna be him..

Ryan: Oh, that's Bertram. Better recognize! I'm his apprentice.

Brent: Sign me up to be the next apprentice!

Bertram by Tedraq October 21, 2019

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barramundi

a fucking fish you dickhead

barramundi by Anonymous October 31, 2003

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NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY

A day where we all celebrate Bertram the butler from jessie. He is a wonderful man

Hey! do you like Bertram?
Yes I Do!
Then Lets Celebrate National Bertram Day!

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY by DailyBertram October 24, 2020

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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