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When a Desperate Single Mom wants a baby daddy and targets a guy who meets her profile to get control over him.
Tactics: Find nice guy with good job and lovebomb. Fantasy sex & massive ego strokes. She falls too fast. It feels TOO perfect.
Reinvents herself to look like his ideal woman. If he loves meat, she’s done with vegetarian. If he’s into rope play, she’s suddenly “discovered“ she is too!
She stalks his social media for clues about his likes, dislikes to fake that she’s his soul mate. Schemes to isolate him from exes or anyone else who might get in her way.
Says her ex a deadbeat or abusive, casts herself as the victim. (In reality, many Desperate Single Moms failed at baby trapping.)
Different than gold-digging. Baiters seek men who are caring and responsible vs men with money. They look for decent, trusting guys to manipulate. They often target single dads, especially with children close in age/gender/looks to their own and pimp those feelings of love.
Tho single mothers can fall in love, baiting ain’t that. It’s a coldly calculating ploy to enslave the man to provide for another man’s child. She knows she can easily guilt-trip a decent man into staying after her child gets attached.
If it sticks, the control established in this grooming phase gets worse. Children, especially girls, from the first marriage are often the silent victims of this fuckery.
Tactics: Find nice guy with good job and lovebomb. Fantasy sex & massive ego strokes. She falls too fast. It feels TOO perfect.
Reinvents herself to look like his ideal woman. If he loves meat, she’s done with vegetarian. If he’s into rope play, she’s suddenly “discovered“ she is too!
She stalks his social media for clues about his likes, dislikes to fake that she’s his soul mate. Schemes to isolate him from exes or anyone else who might get in her way.
Says her ex a deadbeat or abusive, casts herself as the victim. (In reality, many Desperate Single Moms failed at baby trapping.)
Different than gold-digging. Baiters seek men who are caring and responsible vs men with money. They look for decent, trusting guys to manipulate. They often target single dads, especially with children close in age/gender/looks to their own and pimp those feelings of love.
Tho single mothers can fall in love, baiting ain’t that. It’s a coldly calculating ploy to enslave the man to provide for another man’s child. She knows she can easily guilt-trip a decent man into staying after her child gets attached.
If it sticks, the control established in this grooming phase gets worse. Children, especially girls, from the first marriage are often the silent victims of this fuckery.
Dan: I can’t believe how perfect Angela is for me. It’s like she can read my mind! And the kids get along great!
Mike: Have you figured out how you’re going to put 3 kids through college, D?
Dan: We’re IN LOVE. We’ll figure it out!
Mike: (Smacks Dan in the nutsack)
Yo. Snap out of it. This smells like daddy baiting.
Mike: Have you figured out how you’re going to put 3 kids through college, D?
Dan: We’re IN LOVE. We’ll figure it out!
Mike: (Smacks Dan in the nutsack)
Yo. Snap out of it. This smells like daddy baiting.
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I go to Barrington Station Middle School where I am always high on drugs and I constantly get beat up.
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