Barry Melrose 

An individual who is constantly living in the past and glorifying in his own ignorance of the here and now.

A man who gets sexually aroused by the houliganism regularly employed by the Philadelphia Flyers.

An empty-headed, big-haired douchbag of mimbo who set the record for the coach who was fired the quickest into an NHL season.

Barry: I remember when people liked me and I was a respected member of the NHL community like it was yesterday. That's because it was yesterday, cause I'm still great and everyone knows it.
Stranger: I do not know who you are or why you are talking to me, but you are currently naked and standing in horseshit.

I didn't think I could get any hornier after that finger-biting Flyers game, but I just watched a bum-fighting video and now I can barely contain myself. I now know how Barry Melrose must feel.

Barry: The Flyers will win the Stanley Cup this year, because they went out and got a bunch of really tough guys.
Expert: You are such a Barry Melrose. Don't you know that the NHL has changed and skilled teams like the Penguins and the Red Wings are now the trend setters.

Barry Melrose by The Fraud Exposer October 12, 2009