3 definitions by Welly

ireland

An island of crap weather, crap accents, crap beer and especially crap roads. Home of the car bomb and many a potato based dish. And Enya! Haha! Sucks to be Irish!

Found to the west of the most influential nation in the world.

"Oim fram Ireland" - a leprechaun once said.

by Welly April 6, 2005

barnet

Hair. As in Barnet Fair

"E's gone to get his Barnet trimmed! E'll look right pucker! Gaaaawd blimey guv'nor!

by Welly September 3, 2003

having a warren

cocking up a simple task in an amusing manner

Liz was having a Warren when she put her shoes on the wrong feet and tripped over in a slapstick fashion.

by Welly May 25, 2017