Barmecide 

Something that's imaginary, and with that: disappointing.

Waifus and husbendos are all barmecides.

Barmecide by Modicum amount of creativity November 14, 2022

barmaiden

BarMaiden™ is a barmixer that is used for optimizing, and enhancing flavors for any mixed drink that you would like to have. Appealing for parties, or if your at home you can craft wicked non-alcoholic or alcoholic beverages. Become your own mixologist with BarMaiden™BarMixers.

Use BarMaiden with that vodka for a awesome blackberry martini.

barmaiden by The BarMaiden March 1, 2019

barbicide 

When a barber commits suicide.

Paulie was old and tired of cutting hair for the same people over and over, listening to their sob stories all the while. So he drank that blue stuff on the counter and committed barbicide.

barbicide by LarryD23 November 16, 2009